Posted September 04, 2014 in Beauty, Blog, Celebrity Plastic Surgery, featured, Plastic Surgery in the News, Uncategorized
The world has lost a great woman, plastic surgery has lost it’s best spokeswoman, rest in peace funny lady, may your soul be bound to eternal life. Our deepest condolences to her friends and family.
Ms. Rivers wrote a patient’s guide to plastic surgery after consulting with 26 plastic surgeons, “Men Are Stupid…and They Like Big Boobs!”
Joan Rivers on Plastic Surgery:
“My face is falling so fast that when my gynecologist examines me he wears a hard hat!”
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can pay for the plastic surgery.”
“When they bury me and dig me up, they’ll discover I’m absolutely non-biodegradable and non-recyclable.”
“I want to get cloned so that I can see what I look like without all the plastic surgery.”
“My motto is “Better a new face coming out of an old car than an old face coming out of a new car.” Spend your money on you.”
“I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.”
“I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.”
“Looking 50 is great – if you’re 60.”
“I’m never without a bandage.”
“The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery. And I want to be awake!”
“No more Botox for me. Betty White’s bowels move more than my face.”
“I saw what’s going on under my chin. I don’t want to be the one the president has to pardon on Thanksgiving.”
We will miss you.
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